So who wants to buy me this? K, thanks
Merry Christmas, y’all
This man certainly know the way to a girl’s heart
Please note the dates…
All before I had my first sip of coffee
You know type of morning, when the sun never really comes up and neither do you? Like it doesn’t matter if you went to bed early and got a little extra sleep, functioning is just not high on the priority list…Yeah, today is one of those mornings.
So when this happened while I was getting coffee….
Kinda sorta Boss #5: “Well goooood morning to you too.”
Me:…
Kinda sorta Boss #5: “Have a rough night last night? Never really wake up this morning? I see you put a lot of effort into your look today.”
Me: “Thank you for saying that I look rough today and pointing out that I’m not wearing any make-up.”
Kinda sorta Boss #5: “No, no, I, uh, uh….I was talking about your hair.”
Me: “No, you just gestured my whole face…and just to let you know I let my hair air dry every day, and today is no different.
Nope. I’m not having it at all today. Consider yourselves warned.
At least offer to buy a girl a steak dinner
As I sit here and eat a tuna salad for lunch…
Just The Kind of Message I Like To Wake Up To In The Morning
No, How About You Smile More…
I know, I know, I keep writing posts on this subject but it just keeps happening…One of my biggest pet peeves in the world, is being told to smile. I don’t understand why men do it, but they do. I have one guy at work, that every time he sees me he tells me “you need to smile more”….Are you fucking kidding me?
The girl, whose nickname is “Sunshine”, needs to smile more?
But seriously, when we are in the middle of discussing the car accident that you just got into, why in the world would I smile?
Next person who tells me to smile, is getting this face…
So sick of this shit…
Not Everyone Is Beautiful
“You are valuable.”
Every two or three days, I see an article or blog post or forwarded inspirational quote about beauty. It’s usually something affirming like
“You are beautiful, whether you know it or not.”
“We are all beautiful.”
“Everyone is beautiful to somebody.”
It’s cheerful stuff. It builds the self-esteem, makes people feel valued, and spreads joy and happiness across the internet.
It’s also bullshit.
And you know it’s bullshit, because you really wanted to laugh at that picture.
Everyone is not beautiful. Some people have tumors the size of a second head growing out of their ears. Some people have skin like the Michelin man. Some people lose fingers, legs, or eyes in horrific assembly-line machine accidents. People have warts and blemishes and hair loss and dead teeth and lazy eyes and cleft palates and third nipples and unibrows.
There are plenty of people that are not physically appealing to look at, the…
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Let’s be honest here, this blog is nothing but a series of #FirstWorldProblems. This is a fact that I openly acknowledge, and embrace. I share my daily “struggles” with you because I find them amusing and I hope that you do too.
A friend shared this video with me earlier today. I felt it was appropriate to share it with you on this blog because well, some “pay it” forward positive karma never hurt anyone, right?
My roommate sent me this link saying, “OMG, this all you”…Yes, yes it is.
Confessions of a 20 Something Klutz 