All before I had my first sip of coffee

You know type of morning, when the sun never really comes up and neither do you? Like it doesn’t matter if you went to bed early and got a little extra sleep, functioning is just not high on the priority list…Yeah, today is one of those mornings.

So when this happened while I was getting coffee….

Kinda sorta Boss #5: “Well goooood morning to you too.”


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Kinda sorta Boss #5: “Have a rough night last night? Never really wake up this morning? I see you put a lot of effort into your look today.”

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Me: “Thank you for saying that I look rough today and pointing out that I’m not wearing any make-up.”

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Kinda sorta Boss #5: “No, no, I, uh, uh….I was talking about your hair.”

Me: “No, you just gestured my whole face…and just to let you know I let my hair air dry every day, and today is no different.

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Nope. I’m not having it at all today. Consider yourselves warned.

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I Almost Feel Sorry For The Guy…Almost

As some of you know, Boss #2 will leaving our company soon. So they currently have someone training to replace him, we’ll call him Boss #4 (In-training). In the last few weeks, Boss #4 (In-training) he has been sitting in for all of upper management as they take their vacation days. This week he is filling in for Boss #3 (who is my direct boss) and he is sitting at his desk.  Now as mentioned in previous posts, I enjoy, literally tossing my paperwork into a basket on my boss’s desk. I don’t think Boss #4 (In-training) is quite sure what to make of me yet…

Me: *Tosses paperwork into basket*

 Boss #4 (In-training): “While I am sitting at this desk, you will gently place the paperwork in the basket.

And then pleasantly greet me.”



 Boss #2: “Dude, you might as well give up while you’re ahead…because chances are, now she is just going to throw it at you.”


Me: “Ahhh you know me so well! But seriously, you should probably listen to him.”


Boss #4 (In-training): “I’m sure she’s a joy to work with every day.”

 Boss #2: “You have no idea…”


Hey Boss #4 (In-training), good luck. You have no idea what you are in for.




Thanks…I Think?

Boss #2 told me today that he will be putting in his 2 weeks notice soon. I am sad that he is leaving, but very happy for him for having this opportunity. When I mentioned to him that I need to get my job searching act together, this happened…

Boss #2: “Yeah totally, if you ever need a letter of recommendation just let me know.”


Me: “Sweet, thanks! It should say “Chelsea is the best employee, ever.””


Boss #2: “…and that she is very sassy, and will always keep you on your toes. Sometimes, she even does her work.”


Me: “Great, with a recommendation like that, I’ll never find another job…”


Best of luck at the new job, Boss #2! Now it is definitely time for me to make my workplace escape… 


I Feel Like I’m In Elementary School All Over Again

No joke, I’ve been shot with rubber bands multiple times today by one of my co-workers.


And every time I’ve tried to retaliate, I would epically miss hitting him. It has been rather embarrassing…


So I finally got fed up, and decided to steal all of his ammo. I’m currently holding several rubber bands hostage at my desk…


I win. 


If Looks Could Kill…

I remembered to put perfume on when I got to my cubicle this morning.


Right afterwards Boss #2 comes over to my cubicle to tell me something , *sniff sniff* “you don’t smell awful today”.




Boss #2: “Ekkk, I’m kidding. I’m kidding.”


It is so fun to scare full-grown men with just a look.

Post-It Notes Are Magical

While looking around my cubicle today, my boss told me that I “have too many post-it notes” up on my desk…


“No I dont! One can never have too many post-it notes!”



Right? Right? I can’t be the only one that thinks that…


It would appear that I am well on my way to becoming the office version of a crazy cat lady.

Oh Where, Oh Where, Could My Tech Support Be?

Day #3 and I still have not seen or heard from IT services.


As a general rule, I do my best to be polite and understanding with those in the service industry. Several phone calls and emails later…I’m still trying


It’s not like I need to do my job or anything.


So much backed up paperwork. I’m screwed.