As I sit here and eat a tuna salad for lunch…
So I’m in my bosses office working on some flight details, but my brain is just not having it today…
Boss #2: “yada, yada, yada”
Boss #3: “Girl, wake up.”
Me: “I didn’t get any sleep last night.”
Boss #3: “Too much information!”
Me: “No, not because of that. I was having nightmares…*mutters under breathe* …but I wish it was because of that.”
Boss #3: “Ahhhhhh…..toooooo much information……!!!! You’re batting for two and I’m leaving this conversation alone.”
Boss #2: “Huh? I zoned out, but I feel like I just missed something…why is she turning bright red?”
Sometimes, I just need to learn when to keep my mouth shut.
Last night I went to an event that discussed financial planning (…whoops, I knew there was something I forgot to do in my early 20’s) and the presentation was so good, that it really got me thinking…
Then I had a nightmare about having an unplanned child, and it was terrifying. I had no money to take can of it and according to my subconsious, I am clueless as to how to use a breast pump (I have really weird dreams).
So yeah, I contacted the financial advisor as soon as I got into work this morning…
Nothing like a cold sweat and fear to motivate you early in the morning
Of course it would be the day that…
I am walking with a slight limp
And completely forgot to do my hair. (Unbrushed, sloppy, wet, messy buns are completely professional, right?)
That my building is flooded with EXTREMEMLY attractive men in suits.
Don’t worry attractive men, I’ll save from having to see my bustedness (is that a word?) by hiding in the my office.
It’s pay-day, so I went to the omelette bar to get my “pay-day omelette” this morning…why do things keep happening when I go to get an omelette?
Sam the Omelette guy: “You ready for the weekend?”
Me: “Most certainly am! I get to go see my little cousins. I’m really excited.”
Sam the Omelette guy: “I bet they’re excited too. I wish I was one of your cousins, cause I know I’d be excited to see you.”
Me: “…ummm, so I’ve never met them before. So that’s exciting.”
After that, he asked if I was married. The answer is an obvious “No” (no ring), but I may have made up a boyfriend…