All before I had my first sip of coffee

You know type of morning, when the sun never really comes up and neither do you? Like it doesn’t matter if you went to bed early and got a little extra sleep, functioning is just not high on the priority list…Yeah, today is one of those mornings.

So when this happened while I was getting coffee….

Kinda sorta Boss #5: “Well goooood morning to you too.”

Me:…

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Kinda sorta Boss #5: “Have a rough night last night? Never really wake up this morning? I see you put a lot of effort into your look today.”

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Me: “Thank you for saying that I look rough today and pointing out that I’m not wearing any make-up.”

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Kinda sorta Boss #5: “No, no, I, uh, uh….I was talking about your hair.”

Me: “No, you just gestured my whole face…and just to let you know I let my hair air dry every day, and today is no different.

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Nope. I’m not having it at all today. Consider yourselves warned.

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This Girl Needs Every Wink Of Beauty Sleep She Can Get…

Generally, I like birds. I think thery’re pretty (and I’m super jealous that they get to fly).

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But when they were like, “let us sing you the song of our people” this morning…

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I really wish I had a shot gun, or least something to throw…

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Oh, the joys of spring…

Dear Brain, Be Glad I Don’t Have A Q-Tip Today…

You know when you finally manage to drag yourself out of bed to go shower…

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And you run into your roommate, who is also trying to use the ONLY bathroom in the apartment, at the same time?

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its my turn

But she asks nicely, so you let her go first. That and because she actually has important things to get done at her job (no, I’m serious).

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So you go back to bed only to realize…

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My “fool-proof” 4 alarm system, has been ruined.

Must come up with a new plan. Back to the drawing board…

Had A “Something About Mary” Moment This Morning…Sorta

The worst thing about having severe A.D.D., is when you are running late. You try to do too many  things at once like… brushing your teeth and forgetting that there is toothpaste on your hands, and then you try to fix your hair. *eye roll*

Yeah, I looked like this…

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At least I still smell “minty fresh”