At least offer to buy a girl a steak dinner

As I sit here and eat a tuna salad for lunch…



There Was No Logical Reason For That Much Traffic

I work in the city but, this morning I had to an appointment half an hour away in a neighboring county.

“Great”, I thought, “I’ll be driving the opposite direction of traffic”.

Wrong. Why you might ask? Because, this…



After my 4 minute appointment with a very disgruntled county employee, I spent another hour getting back.

My patience today has been spent, and I haven’t had any coffee yet.


See, it’s not all in my head

… was my reaction after my friend asked how my dates went last week…they didn’t.

I was supposed to have two first dates,

on two different days,

with two different men,

and they both cancelled on me.