All before I had my first sip of coffee

You know type of morning, when the sun never really comes up and neither do you? Like it doesn’t matter if you went to bed early and got a little extra sleep, functioning is just not high on the priority list…Yeah, today is one of those mornings.

So when this happened while I was getting coffee….

Kinda sorta Boss #5: “Well goooood morning to you too.”

Me:…

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Kinda sorta Boss #5: “Have a rough night last night? Never really wake up this morning? I see you put a lot of effort into your look today.”

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Me: “Thank you for saying that I look rough today and pointing out that I’m not wearing any make-up.”

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Kinda sorta Boss #5: “No, no, I, uh, uh….I was talking about your hair.”

Me: “No, you just gestured my whole face…and just to let you know I let my hair air dry every day, and today is no different.

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Nope. I’m not having it at all today. Consider yourselves warned.

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Oh Look, My Favorite Luddite Is Back

So there was a bit of a mix up when our computers were being sent to the office last week. I ended up having to use Boss #3’s computer until mine arrived. It worked out because he was on vacation for the last week.When he came back, I gave him his computer back. And as usual when something goes wrong, I’m the first one blamed. It also doesn’t help that Boss #3 has an aversion to technology…

*Phone rings*

Me: “Chels.”

Boss #3: “What are you doing?

Me: “My job.

Boss #3: “Not likely…”

Me: “What do you want?”

Boss #3: “What did you do to my computer? I can’t log on.”

In the background Boss #2: “What did you doooooo?”

Me: “I’m coming down there….” *click*

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Walk into office and both of them start yapping at me for hanging up on them. I just sit down and type in the password that came with the computer…

Me: “Here, you’re signed in.”

Boss #3: “What did you do?”

Me: “Turned on caps lock…”

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Boss #2: “How did we not figure that out? So simple, even she can do it.”

Me: “You do know that I’m not a caveman. I need a raise.”

Walks out of office

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No respect I tell ya, no respect. 

Single Girl Problems

So, I’ve had this conversation far too many times in the last couple of months…

“Why are you single? You are so…”

“Pretty”

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“Smart”

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“Funny”

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 I know. I know. I’m so amazing, I should just date myself.

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But when I respond to them with a, “I don’t know. I guess it’s because I just haven’t found the right person.”

Those same people respond with…

“Oh honey, you are just being too picky. But don’t worry, you’ll find someone. Just be patient.”

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 Those are conflicting ideas!

You do know that this conversation started off with a simple, “What are your plans for the weekend?”, right?