Well Excuse Me For WALKING…

My building is full of long hallways, the kind that make passing people really awkward. Once you finally pass them, it normally involves some sort of small talk or greetings. Generally I can avoid this by looking at the ground and walking quickly. But today I was looking dead ahead…

As I passed one of our officers (someone I’m pretty sure I’ve never spoken to) he says to me, “Oh man, don’t mess with the Madame. “

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I literally stopped mid-step and just looked at him…

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The only thing that I could think to say in response was, “Yes, that is exactly the reputation that I want amongst the officers. Go tell all of your friends.”

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What just happened? Guess I must have had left my “Resting Bitch Face” on again…?

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There Are Few Things Funnier…

Than the look on my boss’s face when you start talking about technology.

It is a cross bewteen this:

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and this

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Don’t even get me started on how he acts when he has to use the dang computer…