After I tripped over ANOTHER chair…
Boss #2: “Chels, you know we only keep you around for your entertainment value, right?
Boss #3: “No, no, I appreciate the work she does but…no you’re right, it’s mostly just for the entertainment.”
Me: “I had been curious as to why I still had a job. This explains a lot.”
At least I know that I provide some sort of quality product…just not the one that they pay me to provide.