I am fortunate enough that I have a great relationship with all of my bosses. Yes, I said bosses, 3 to be exact. Recently, one has been out on paternity leave. Not quite sure why, but one of my other bosses decided to update him on my latest fashion behavior…
Boss #3: “You should’ve seen her. She’s been dressing up nice some days, coming in with her hair curled and stuff. She’s been going on dates, and then intimidating them with her football knowledge… But maybe now she got her a man out there to impress.”
Me: “Yeah…no. It’s just that some days I care what I look like and others, well, I couldn’t care less.”
Me: “Oh man…”
Boss #3: “What?”
Me: “I have avocado on my skirt.”
Boss #3: “You are always wearing your food…You can dress up, but you but you will always be a tomboy.”
Yup, that’s about right. At least I try, every once in a while.